There are no cricket match sports programs in India – they are better snacks and religion with loud aunty. Throw into an IPL turn and suddenly everyone got an opinion, a jersey and a conspiracy principle. Here is described how each zodiac sign shows the stadium (or couch) with maximum drama and minimum argument.
ARIS
– Already painted the face, screaming loudly compared to stadium speakers. Pix fights with anti -fans such as it is a WWE crossover. Believes that every six is an individual victory.
Taurus
– It does not care about who is winning as long as Samosas are hot. Snacks choose seats based on accessibility. No clapping until bribes can be given with ice cream.
Gemini
– only supports two teams for anarchy. Harsha makes loud comments compared to Bhogle. By the end of the match, start their own Twitter pole, which must be the captain.
cancer
– When his favorite player gets out, he becomes emotional. You can illuminate Diya to win the team. Personally takes damage and sends the players to the motivator DM.
Leo
– Wears a custom jersey with his name on him. Straits in the stadium like the initial credit of a Rohit Shetty film. If their team loses, it is clearly a script problem.
Virgo
– Better players know the statistics than the coach. Certified BCCI shouts “wrong field placements” like the advisor. The sanitizer brings backup chargers and moral superiority.
Libra
– It cannot decide which team has jersey cuters. Both sides clap because the struggle is in 2010. The outfit spends half a match discussing aesthetics.
Scorpio
– In an eyelid, rival stars fans. Mentally hexes bowlers who allow the boundaries to slip. Celebrates quietly but intensely, as it is a good film.
Correspondence
– For vibes. Shouts “Hauzet!” With zero clues. If the other side starts winning, the teams turn into mid-wall. Can just jump on the field for entertainment.
Capricorn
– Silent watches, taking mental notes like this is a board meeting. Already calculated which player has the best brand ROI. Only supports the winning teams.
Aquarius
– Outside the principle supports Dalits. Talks about match-fixing and alien kidnapping. Saying this, you can bring a placard that “cricket is an illusion”.
Pisces
– Diwaswapna through over. Thinks that sixes are “poetic”. Crys during the national anthem. If his team loses the final, he can write a breakup letter.
Find everything about astrology in Times of India, including daily horoscope for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces.
