Love languages are cute until a Rome turns into a villain. But if each zodiac sign signal
Was
A love language? Welcome to chaos with emotional nuances.
Aries – service work (with explosion)
If love is not running across the city at 2 o’clock to fix a flat tire and fight someone on the way, then Aries is out of the zodiac. Bold gestures, no cold.
Taurus – Physical touch (and snacks)
Think of holding by hand during Netflix marathon and forehead kisses that lasts longer than the Christopher Nolan film. Add snacks, subtract drama.
Gemini – Words of confirmation (spoken at 2x speed)
Love is a ted talk. Flirt, funny, emotionally scattered. But hey, at least it is never boring – until emotions are not included, then buffering.
Cancer – Quality Time (preferably with emotional soundtrack)
Expect a curate evening of candlelight and repressed feelings. Emotional availability is the main course. Celene Donon, optional but probability.
Leo – All five love languages at once (with applause)
Touch, words, gifts, time, service -Lio needs to do all this that is wrapped in gold foil and shouting from a roof. Love should shine and be a red carpet.
Virgo – Service work (but makes it micromanized)
While describing the Spice Rack, love is fixing someone’s resume. Practical affection -controlling relations, always thoughtful.
Libra – gift (preferably beauty)
Nothing says that love like a completely wrapped, vaguely impractical gift. Bonus points if it matches the stretch of the room and their organization.
Scorpio – Quality Time (Under Emotional Monitoring)
If you are watching Scorpio, a partner just breathes to exhale that breath
Meaning
He is love. Deep, intense and low-lung terrible.
Sagittarius
Prem is a philosophical debate in the lounge of an airport. Commitment-Fobic? Yes. But they will tell someone that they love them while doing skidving. Perhaps.
Capricorn – Service work (without smile but result)
Love means taxes are filed early. Emotions? Delivered in bullet points. Only to share it can create an empire.
Aquarius – Gift of Principles
Expect a blueprint for a utopia, not roses. Emotions were given through infographics and existence related questions. Love, but make it strange.
Pisces – Physical touch (and emotional osmosis)
Long throat in the background, tear eyes, dramatic music inflammation. Love is not shown – it is felt at a spiritual level and is sometimes estimated on strangers.
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