Because “beta, when are you settling?” There is a national hobby.
ARIS
Announces war. Like the response, it is a sharp and fierce trailer: full throttle, zero brake. Can challenge uncle for a push-up competition to distract him.
Taurus
Smilly smiling while screaming internally. Goes home, brightens a aromatic candle, and stresses six samosas like a copying ritual.
Gemini
Conversation in circles. Alon brings musc, moon landing, and tea dishes – anything but theme. By the end, the relative forgets the question and Gemini forgets the conversation.
cancer
Crys even before the question. Then asks to hug. The attack feels emotionally, but will still pack the remaining laddus for the same aunt.
Leo
Answer with a fully developed monologue: light, entry music, and dramatic stagnation. “Marriage? Only when it matches the grandeur of Sanjay Leela Bhansali film.”
Virgo
The reasons, the deadline and a spreadsheet of psychological figures are prepared, stated why the marriage is now disabled. In addition there are laminate flutors.
Libra
Trys not to humiliate. When dying inside, “soon” is called “soon” with an ideal smile. Changes the subject in someone else’s marriage organization.
Scorpio
Stare silent. intense. Relatives will either never ask again or question the decision of their life. There is no in between.
Correspondence
Laughs and says, “First, the Himalayas need to increase and find inner peace.” So it actually does it. Six months later, a body and zero returns with regret.
Capricorn
It considers it like a job interview. Practical updates, financial goals and a powerpoint presentation. By mistake, a proposal to marry a relative’s neighbor’s cousin can get a proposal.
Aquarius
“Marriage is a social construction.” The personality provides a ted talk, then the solar-operated nasal ring moves to the middle-vak to invent.
Pisces
The right Rome-Com imagines the landscape, then reality hits. Some poetically mumbles and disappears in the kitchen to help in dishes – and existence fear.
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