‘Big B ***S’ becomes public: Elon Musk’s Jean Z Whis Kid Edward Corestein speaks on fraud, dead people and fruit jam diplomacy

19 year old Edward coristineKnown online as “Big Balls”, made its first public appearance as part of Musk Government efficiency department (DOGE) during a special edition of Waters World on Fox News. The teenager, who works in the Bureau of Diplomatic Technology of the State Department, joined her general jade colleagues for a round table discussion, doubled as the final win for musk, which is stepping away Dog Next month.
“I have set it as its linkedin user name,” Coristine said when asked about their porn nicknames. “People take themselves seriously on LinkedIn and are very high for risk. I was so, I want to be of those things.”
Musk laughed with a panel, which targeted a series of federal agencies and their favorite goals, Government inability,
‘Computer goods’ and 120 year olds on social security
Coristine explained his job as “working on computer goods”, mainly focused on detecting federal payments, which no one can fully explain. “You look at a line item, $ 20 million, what is happening? For most payment systems, it likes, we really don’t know,” he said.
The DOGE team revived the earlier claims of Musk, which pays profit for centuries about social security administration – some are reportedly over 120 years old. “It is safe to say that if anyone is in a system of 115 years or older, it is fake,” said Musk.
But as critics, including a former SSA commissioner, stated that the bizarre date of birth is often stems from a default placeholder in the old system on May 20, 1875, when no valid date is available.
Jam, peas, and retirement cave
Musk pointed to spending waste abroad, “Improvement in pea marketing ability in Guatemala” or through the Inter-American Foundation (IAF), made fun of programs such as the finance of alpaca farmers in Peru. Despite his $ 50 million budget, he said that only 58% of the grantmen reached- “The rest goes to the travel, management and DC overhead”.
“There is a lot of fruit jam, not a lot of fruits,” a Dogi member joked.
Another Dogi agent recalled his journey for a federal “retirement cave” in Boys, Pennsylvania, where all retirement paperwork is still done by hand. “It is like a time travel,” he said, pointing to the need for digital reforms.
End of line for doge?
Primtime appears, ASMUSK prepares to return its participation in DOGE, citing business commitments. Tesla’s Q1 performance has been weak, interrupted by Trump’s tariff – irony, policies publicly opposed.
“Starting in May, my time allocation to Dogi will fall considerably,” Musk said on a Tesla income call last week.
At a cabinet meeting on Wednesday, Trump admitted Musk’s contribution: “You have really sacrificed a lot.”
With a public person out of your way and with “big balls”, Dogge can be near the end of his strange, chaotic run.
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