If you feel that Elon Musk was just in your timeline and the bloques sending testers in Dogi Memes, then think again. Behind the code, rocket and Twitter tantrums are a fully developed science-fi Fertility The cult, with a plot, looks like a parenting blog with a handmade. From Hush Money to Hush children, Musk is not just building rockets – he is building an army. Lellular. There are ten jaw disclosures from Wall Street Journal’s exposure that read less like journalism and like notes leaked from a Vatican fertility summit organized by Trump.
1. He calls him his “legend” – why should he stay in a football team?
Elon Musk does not have children. He has an army. This is what he calls his huge brood, who borrows words from the Roman military units known for victory and expansion. Target? To exclude the collapse of Western civilization. Method? Unclear. But a text from Musk to a child’s maternal uncle suggests that “we will need to use surrogates” “to reach the legend level before apocalypse”. As you do.
2. He has a breeding fixer, and his name is Jared
Each superhero needs a sidekick. Batman had Alfred. Elon has a Zred Birchle, a devotee Mormon, who implements the financial consiginer, emotional midwife and non-discourse agreement. Birchol once warned a mother, “When a woman goes to the legal path, always, always, always leads to a worse result for a woman.” The man is not just protecting the Musk – he is trying breeding for Maga Mars.
3. Ashley St. Clare, Romulus, and $ 15 million silent clause
Ashley St. Claire, a right-wing influential man, claimed that Musk is the father of his child-whose name is Romulus, because Spartacus was taken. Musk offered him $ 15 million and $ 100K/month to keep Mam Mam. She wanted legitimacy. He wanted NDAS. When he rejected the gag order, his support payment started in mysterious manner … fall. coincidence? “Paranoid survives only,” says Musk. Also: “No comments.”
4. Grims, NeurlinkAnd hell to court
Three Kasturi-Spon’s mother, Grims, had to prosecute him for custody after keeping a child away from him for five months. The court room drama was cruel, Musk’s team clearly submerged his past to defame her. Meanwhile, Musk offered her sperm Shivon zilisTheir neurlink executive, which appears to be a corporate conception strategy. And they say that startups do not have benefits.
5. Shivon Zilis: The chosen
If Musk’s baby mother was Hogwarts House, then the zilis would be Griffindor. He has a “special position”, which attends the black-tie dinner with Bezos and Ivanka, and meets Narendra Modi at Blair House with infants in Tow. A Yale-educated AI specialist and Musk’s neurlink lieutenant, which has further launched the diastopian dating app Silicon Valley, may also be a real-life inspiration for him.
6. The Compound: Musk’s Austin Baby Farm
Somewhere in Austin is the answer to the musk to the collapse of the population: a gaped complex where its children and their mothers can all live. Yes true. The zilis are already living there. Musk wanted St. Claire and Grims Baby to join the biodomom, possibly coordinating the diaper schedule and motivating the legend. Others, it seems, Mars was not so enthusiastic about Mmmun.
7. Cryptocurrency, Clout and Conception
Method of Mask to meet mothers … is very on-brand. He slides to the DM of the affected on X, enhances their engagement, and sometimes asks them if they want to help him save humanity – by affecting their children. Tiffany Fong, a crypto affected, was one such candidate. His crime? Friends asked that he asked. Result? Unfolysted, engagement tanked, earnings fell. Musk Giveth, Mudesi away.
8. Birthing priorities: no romance, just sperm
Musk once broke a high-profile Japanese woman about donating sperm after a “Japanese authorities” contacted by “Japanese authorities”. No romance, he clarified. Just sperm. In another example, he discouraged St. Claire from the birth of the vagina, citing concerns about the shape of the brain, and asked that she does not circumcise the child despite being a Jewish. Musk, it appears, does not believe in designing cars only. He believes in designing children.
9. From Maga hat to paternity wars
Musk’s romantic arc with St. Claire began on a private jet and reached the climax with him wearing a custom black Maga hat with him. During their relationship, he read his policy ideas for Trump, asked his views as VP on Tulsi Gabard, and discussed “how the real men are made for war.” By the time Romulus was born, Musk was gifting his texts and talking Paternity test Through the proxy.
10. Fall of armed money and sympathy
St. Claire revealed the child’s identity online to defeat the tabloid leak, Musk cut her payment from $ 100K/month to $ 40K, then $ 20k. Time took place with his legal pushback. According to his lawyers, “Money is being made weapons.” For a person who tweets free speech and freedom, Musk seems very comfortable using his billions to apply silence. Democracy can die in darkness, but paternity remains in litigation.
Last Idea: Musk’s Mars needs mummies
Musk says that he is doing all this for the species. To save humanity. To ensure that we are “multiplanetary”. But no one can help, but notices that his ideal future includes rich, white, intelligent people – who conservatively conservative and NDA – complete a ujic mission under their inspection. This part is Ayn Rand, Part Handmade Tail, Part SpaceX Baby Bootcamp.
He wants a Mangal Colony with Crypto accounts, AI Nannaz, and breeding-by-algorithm. But the earth is not enough that reveals the play. Is Musk remembered as the father of a multiplanetary civilization or the world’s richest sperm donor with a control complex remains to be seen.
In any way, buckle. Baby Legion is just starting.
