Indications are most likely to create a powerpoint about their trauma

Some signs go into therapy. Some signs write songs. And then there are signs that open Google slides, choose “minimal blue” templates, and replace the heartbreak in the 12-slide ted talk-with araf, quotation and a dramatic concluding statement that is in an Oscar speech.

cancer

: Originally trauma powerpoint was invented. This signal adds animation. “Childhood wounds” fly with a boeing sound. There shows a graph “how much injury (too)” and a pie chart “Trust Issues” label. The audience is expected to clap or cry. Both are acceptable.

Virgo

: The quarterly performance presents the trauma like a review. bullet points. Sub-bowel points. Footnotes indexed. Even the girl sends PDF to everyone, “to their records.” Bonus points title for a passive-aggressive question-answer slide: “What could I say but chose Shanti.”

Scorpio

: A black screen and a slideshow starts with heavy breathing. By Slide Three, it is a full-HBO limited series. Mystery. Betrayal. A red-string murder board. Ends with, “I am fine,” who is a certified lie.

Pisces

: Their deck is mostly collage. Pictures, quotes, blurred screenshots of sad songs, and a Laana del Re poem did not really understand. Background music plays on the loop from their phone. Emotional mortgage condition: active.

Libra

: A trauma makes the deck, but colors and makes it a compliment about all in the room to soften it. Slide apologizes to cry in six, even if they were right the whole time.

Correspondence

: Not there

Make

PowerPoint. Correspondence

Inspired

Five of them set fire to every relationship between 2012. Then everyone’s childhood trauma proceeds to roast “for character development”, while refusing to drink a drink and apologize. Sag calls it “hard love”, but this villain is giving the original story.

Gemini

: Starts the deck with trauma, ends with the meme. The transition slide says, “Anyway,” after a budge quiz result and apology in comic sans. Claims that it is “all a joke,” but everyone still leaves emotionally deviation.