‘Jung karni hai two …’: How are Pakistanis trolling themselves on social media. world News

After the Pahalgam massacre – where the terrorists of Pakistan crossed the border and 26 people were killed in cold blood – the general geo -political script began to appear. India condemned, Pakistan refused, and reached the West Vyanjana to its theism: “Guns,” “Terrorist,” “Rebel.” But this time something unusual happened. The fastest rebuke did not come from New Delhi or Washington. It came from within Pakistan.
Not from TV anchors or ministers. But every day Pakistanis-with Wi-Fi in one hand, anger in another, and no illusion.
Take this tweet: “Jung Carney Ho 9 Baje Pahle Lina, 9:15 per gas is chali.”
Translation: If you are planning a war, please do it before 9 am – we then get out of the gas.
It will be cheerful if it is not accurate from the heart. Atomic power, Pakistan, cannot guarantee a cup of tea in the morning.
Another tweet offered mock-culture: “People of Karachi, Faisalabad, Multan, Islamabad are sorry.”
A citizen does not apologize for terrorism – but for governance. Or deficiency.
This is not your daily political frustration. It is somewhat deeper. More deadly. What we are seeing is the satire of post-transition-not born of resistance, but with resignation. Not disobedience, but a contingent. Pakistanis are not making fun of their military, politicians, or unsuccessful institutions because they are angry. They are doing so because there is nothing left to do but laugh.
The time of this public self-furore is coming out. Pakistan has once again been implicated in a cross -border terrorist attack. The victims were targeted for their religion. The attackers were associated with Lashkar-e-Tabiba’s proxy, resistance. And when the world saw, Pakistanis did not take the streets to support their “freedom fighters”. He did not oppose the Indian foreign policy. They turned inward – and started redeeming a lot of state enabling this tragedy.
Not because they suddenly got away from guilt. But because they have understood that the world still struggles to say loudly:
India is not a real victim of Pakistan’s passion with jihad. This is Pakistan itself.
Their fuel. their food. Their currency. Their safety. Their dignity.
All sacrificed the altar of “strategic depth”.
While the generals brightened their medals and released the denial, the public boils with a mixture of tiredness and clarity. There is no electricity. The gas is rationed like a contrast. Inflation is at 30%. The rupee is in the freefall. The government runs on loans. And when Pakistan was about to host the ICC Champions Trophy, India refused to show Pakistan to play on a neutral ground in Dubai. Panchline itself wrote: Even Pakistan cannot host itself without connecting flight.
This level of citizen self-awareness would have been dangerous once. A decade ago, a sarcastic tweet may disappear you. Today, the dam is broken. Not because the state has become tolerant – but because people have become numb. The rot is no longer underground. It is trending on X.
If meme is the last support for a powerless population, Pakistan is now full -time philosopher. Their humor is foggy, their metaphors are north modern, and their satire is uninterrupted by sadness. This is not a comedy of rebellion. This is a comedy of collapse.
After Pahalgam, the rest of the world looked at Pakistan with suspicion. But for once, the Pakistanis looked inside – and they laughed. Not because he did not care. But because they have stopped pretending that anything will change. The state has lost the conspiracy. People have re -written it as a dark comedy.
And so, till now after another tragedy, it was not India that needed to respond. The biggest condemnation came from within Pakistan. Not through the op-ed or diplomatic cables, but through memes, tweets and deadpan jokes. The only thing that still works on time in Pakistan is the punchline.
He made fun of the inability to maintain light. Their dependence on bailout. His cricket insult. His ruler. Their uniform.
It was a hanging humor in a Galit Republic.
Albert Camus must have called it freedom – the moment you stop asking why and just push the boulder again. He is a Sisifus Claus.
India, despite all its flaws, still pursues Jefferson’s promise of happiness – through development, dissatisfaction and democracy.
Pakistan? It has stopped expecting anything. And in that quiet surrender, it has turned its citizens into Jestors, philosophers and reluctant realists.
They no longer protest. They do not revolt. They memes. Because in Pakistan, even the tragedy comes with load-shheding. And the only thing that ever comes on time… is a joke.